Vinegar Strokes

After dealing with bullshit from women, you need a home base where you can say whatever and do whatever the fuck you want. Well that place is called Vinegar Strokes. With only four people in it right now, it is the mecca of trust and is sealed as tight as Jay Z and his connections to the Illuminati. Connected by cell phone numbers, we use this program to vent, talk shit, and tell our relationship problems if we have any. I've known 2 out of 3 for about 3 years and this other person is a trusted friend to both of them. You got my boy Snow, who I stole as a friend from an old ex. And my girl Rose, who I share with an ex, but she will come to the dark side eventually and love me more. Tati is my chocolate princess who I think I will have to teach how to do the swirl someday when she's in the Vegas area (Got to help the women improve their game too!)

Snow and I are a lot alike. We give the same advice but we don't follow it when it comes to our own relationships. I wanted to slap him across the head when I heard he quit his job to hang out with his girlfriend more often, but it seems it worked out because when he dumped the bitch, he got offered a better one, though he claims working at a liquor store you can grab food and shit on the way out. No, buddy you are doing better now, fuck the Cheetos and Mt. Dew, you can start paying for those now you stud. This guy is just awesome, I saw it from day one, and I knew it would last longer than the bitch we were connected from. I trust him the most, and only he knows some of the diabolical plans I put out there, but he also understands how I think and how vulnerable I really am. If I was truly an evil person, he wouldn't keep me in his company, so he understands the neccessary evils that I come with.

Rose, I wasn't sure about her because she used to be friends with my other ex first, then myself. She did tell on me a couple times to her and it did make me wary of what I told her. But now that the mutual ex is well, no longer a factor and with us, I believe I can trust her once again since she's down to earth and knows I'm the real deal compared to the fleeting company which passes by. Don't worry Rose, you'll learn I'm more of a friend than Cholita will ever be.

Tati is just adorable. If I had a black little sister, she would be it. A little gullible at times, I am so ready to transform her into a Man Killer. A Blank canvas is something you can work with to help create the most awesome picture. I think we can turn her into one.